Why this blog is still here

Mice with Spam

At about 5:10 PM yesterday I was ready to take down this website slash blog and be done with it.

No, it’s not because of anything you did*. I’ve had a scourge of something called an injection hack, which is similar to having a house overrun with mice, only in this case the mice try to talk you into buying bootleg software or suspsicous, ah, supplements. Imagine that going on when you have company.

I’ve rebuilt the thing from scratch. New database, clean install of the software, clean install of the theme. My vow to stop blogging yesterday came after seeing the sleazy-ware hawking mice back after I did all that, but I noticed there was still a mouse-sized hole and have tacked that up and furthermore have some strategically placed cats. Now I’ve got my fingers crossed one hand and the other one hover near the off switch.

If you noticed anything weird the last few days, that’s why. And if you’ve wondered why the summary of a page on google search results might say something astonishingly different than what you find here, that’ s why, too.

*Assuming you’re a regular reader of these pages and not somebody actually did find my website by Googling the questions those mice try to answer, in which case my advice is to just use GIMP and/or to just accept what nature did or did not grant you in that department; now go away.

Confessions…

It’s bound to come out sooner or later, so I better just come clean:

I watch American Idol.

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LOL Pips

What do you get when you have a kitten, a wife with a digital camera, and a lunch break?

Why, LOL Pips, of course.

ILE MAKE A JACK LANTERN U HELP

LUK! KITTIE!

U CNAT C ME IM HID

ILE FITE THE SNAKE THASS BYTING MOMMY

DO U HAVE TEH NU ALANTIC?

Update! Two more from my wife…

Wait up! Ize coming tooo!

Naptime is OVER

Cat Macros

There are some Internet fads that make no sense. The LOLCats phenomenon is one of the ones that does… so I’ve LOL’ed my favorite cats. The stripey one is Bertie, the fluffy one is Gilda, the Halloweeny one is Torii, and the little marmaladey one is Maxx (rest in peace).

mommey n me is nits tugther

its a mous!!! u get it!!!

i luvs mi otter frend

ile get upp ther sumhow

ise got my dux in a row

im a mitey alleyfant -- not rlly

weel get out & eet sum burds

dadds en me wash futbal

ime borrrrd

i can has rit a buk tu!